Short Funny Jokes

NEWTON’S LAWs:

A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It.. He Stopped,,
He Found His 1st Law..
“An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”
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He Gave A Force By Hit out The Cow
It Gave A Sound
He Formulated The 2nd Law..
“Force,(F=MA)”
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After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,
At that time He Formulated 3rd Law..
“Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction.

Funny Jokes

Funny jokes
How to Kill a mosquito:

Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then create gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& discharge a spoon of Poison ….

Understanding A Girl:

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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Finishes Up..
In A Error At 99% Finished!
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